September 3rd, 2008

Atagoul

Watching the RNC

Sarah Palin looks exactly--and I do mean exactly--the way I'll look in 15 years. It's very disturbing to watch her. Were we part of the same secret cloning project? Am I destined to defeat her in battle someday?

Rudy Giuliani wants you to think that he hates big, "metropolitan" cities. And that Al Queda is in Iraq.

HOLY SHIT, JOHN MCCAIN WAS A P.O.W.!!! WHY DID NO ONE INFORM ME OF THIS?
Atagoul

One More RNC Thought

During Obama's speech, the crowd started chanting, "Eight is enough!" During Giuliani's speech, they started chanting (I swear I am not making this up), "Drill, baby, drill!"

Coincidentally, these are also the two lines Democratic and Republican men are most likely to say in bed.

(I'm so mature.)