Shaenon K. Garrity ([info]shaenon) wrote,
@ 2008-04-15 16:19:00
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Random Numbered Thoughts
1. As the hip-hop audience grays, we're inevitably going to see more focus on rap by and for the elderly, and I for one wish to get in on the coming oldcore movement early and rake in the benjamins. Therefore, I am hereby calling dibs on the rap name "Aged P."

2. Volume 25 of Knights of the Zodiac includes a chapter entitled "Ikki's Punch of Lamentation." It's the little things that make this job worthwhile.

3. As a Vassar girl turning 30, I could write the weirdest sequel to The Group.



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[info]ericmonster
2008-04-16 12:31 am UTC (link)
In the West Coast vs. Great Lakes oldcore wars, you can live in fear of rap battles and shoot-outs with "Sleepy E."

Look forward to my new album due out in 100 years: "I've Fallen and Broken My Hip Hop."

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[info]madspark
2008-04-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
Bwahahahahah!

Um.

Yeah.

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[info]docmanhattan
2008-04-16 12:50 am UTC (link)
Oldcore rappers will wear old people pants with a hip-hop sag, thus producing pants worn at exactly the right waist-height.

The gold chains, jogging suits, Cadillacs, and unbent brim baseball caps will require no changes.

My Oldcore name will be DNR. I'll rep the Atlantic Coast of Florida, and have beef with D-Penz, who holds it down for the Gulf Coast.

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[info]ensuing
2008-04-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
I wish I could have punches of emotion. I mean, "PUNCH OF MILD ANNOYANCE!" Would be pretty cool.

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[info]billfl
2008-04-16 04:20 am UTC (link)
Make sure that people realize that this is the two syllable version - "AJ-ed P". Otherwise, with the one-syllable version it's just "AJED P." which is kinda - ewww!

My oldcore rap handle, BTW, will be "Liva Spotz", and I'll be representin' for the Ol' Ol' Really Ol' Dirty South, Yo!

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[info]epileptikitty
2008-04-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
There will be turntables with big rubber tonearms and mixer/faders with great big numbers and big handles.

P-Park, inventor of the Parkinson Scratch.

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[info]chanlemur
2008-04-16 10:49 am UTC (link)
Perhaps your first album could be entitled "Slo Driva".

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[info]idat
2008-04-17 08:33 pm UTC (link)
PLEASE write a sequel to "The Group." And always remember that I worked in animated porn for nigh eight years.

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