Still in black and white. But last week's page is now updated in glorious color! Go check it out! Also, on his sketchblog
, Brian reveals how he creates a Smithson page.
Man, I kinda miss my college's waffle kiosk.
And I certainly hope you're not planning to miss this week's installment of The Chronicles of William Bazillion
Also today: an Overlooked Manga Festival Special Event!
This OMF Special Event is a personal one. As I've occasionally mentioned in the OMF, I work as a freelance manga editor for Viz Media. I've also written a number of comics, including Narbonic
, Li'l Mell
, and Trunktown
. Those comics are all pretty good. But there's one literary project in which I feel real, uncompromised pride. It's my legacy as a writer. If I die before accomplishing anything else, I hope some kind soul will publish a hardcover collection of this work, so that my small contribution to humanity will not be forgotten.
My legacy is the back-cover text for Ultimate Muscle
I currently edit about a dozen manga for Viz, and Ultimate Muscle
and Knights of the Zodiac
are the ones I've been working on the longest: since 2004 for both. I took over Ultimate Muscle
partway through Volume One, so I've been at the helm for all 17 currently-available volumes (there are 29 in all). It's basically a nostalgia series for Japanese Gen Xers who remember its predecessor, the 1980s wrestling manga Kinnikuman
, familiar to most Americans only through the old line of M.U.S.C.L.E. tiny rubber toys. (Remember those, geeks of my generation?) Fortunately, I'm a fan of pro wrestling and I think poop jokes are hilarious, so I have a good time working on this manga.
But I'm not here to talk about Ultimate Muscle
. I'm here to talk about the awesome back-cover text I write for Ultimate Muscle
Back-cover text is a fine art. The primary goal, of course, is to create a description that will entice readers to pick up the book. But it's also a rare opportunity for editors to show a little extra creativity and flair, since the readers tend to complain when we make up our own dialogue in the manga, no matter how much of an improvement it is over the original Japanese. Also, to be perfectly frank, after a certain point in any long-running series, the cover text is of limited utility as a sales device. If you've bought the first twenty volumes of Magical Underage Panty Fairies,
chances are you'll pick up Volume 21, even if the back-cover text just says BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES. In fact, that would probably help move copies. So a lot of back-cover text is just fun.
I can't claim to be a master of back-cover copywriting. I'm certainly not on the level of, say, Carl Horn, who's been known to insert his favorite rock and hip-hop lyrics into Excel Saga
cover text, or Urian Brown, who bestowed upon one volume of Case Closed
the memorable subtitle "Who Shanked Teddy?", or Jason Thompson, who masterfully advertised Volume 2 of Pretty Face
as "7.5 inches of manga goodness!" and Volume 4 as "Pretty Face
: the manga where panty shots are the last
thing you want!" But I'm pleased with my work on Ultimate Muscle
. The back-cover text for Volume 1, for instance, was written on a tight deadline, before I had a translation or even a plot synopsis to work from. That's always a gamble, but sometimes these come out better than my descriptions of volumes where I have some idea what the hell is going on.
Here, of course, my chief accomplishment is quoting Wendell Phillips (or, if you like, Andrew Jackson, who used a variation of "eternal vigilance is the price of liberty" in his 1837 farewell address) while describing a Shonen Jump Advanced manga. That's how you know it's an Advanced title, although I can't guarantee that you'll find quotations from 19th-century American orators in Buso Renkin
or Eyeshield 21
I am sorry to say that it was not my idea to name the chairman of the Justice Federation "Vance McMadd." The anime licensor came up with most of the character names.
For no particular reason, I tried to write this text in the style of the narrator from "The Dukes of Hazzard." I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I recall there being some debate at the proofing stage as to whether to use the word "ubiquitous." I won that small battle. Again, this is one of the hallmarks of an Advanced manga.
And here I lost a battle: in the second paragraph, I originally wanted "INTERSTELLAR DEATH MATCH" to be in all caps. I felt that it would have emphasized that this is not just any old everyday interstellar death match, but an INTERSTELLAR DEATH MATCH worth watching. Oh, well. I hope it still got the point across.
You can tell that Ultimate Muscle
is a nostalgia property by the popularity, at least in Japan, of the storylines where they bring back characters from the original manga for One Last Fight.
I'm happy with this text, but obviously I was working with good material. There is literally no way to go wrong when summarizing a fight between a superpowered wrestler and a living toilet. By the way, this is Hollywood Bowl:
Ah, Ultimate Muscle
. My special little baby.
At this point, I feel like I'm really in the groove. I could write Ultimate Muscle
back-cover text in the dark with one hand tied behind my back. It would kind of look like xse2tkgg;ps0w,,wr, but the spirit
of the manga would still come across. Years of close training have nurtured a special bond between editor and manga, a bond that transcends words, a bond not unlike that between a boy and his Pokemon. Of course, some editors get to feel that bond with, say, Osamu Tezuka's Phoenix
, and I get Ultimate Muscle
, but I have no regrets.
For the record, my back-cover text for Knights of the Zodiac
is not as entertaining. I take Knights of the Zodiac
far too seriously to get too jokey or have too much fun with the descriptions. I just crack open a volume, put Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" on endless loop, and write what comes from the heart.
So that's my literary contribution to the world. Next week: a much more special OMF Special Event!Previous Overlooked Manga Festivities:BasaraPlease Save My EarthFrom Eroica with LoveEven a Monkey Can Draw MangaDr. SlumpYour and My SecretPhoenixKekkaishiWild ActKnights of the ZodiacThe Drifting ClassroomOMF Special Event: Manga Editors Recommend Manga, Part 1OMF Special Event: Manga Editors Recommend Manga, Part 2OMF Special Event: Manga Editors Recommend Manga, Part 3OMF Special Event: Great Moments in Manga BakingShout Out LoudMonsterSwanWarren Buffett: An Illustrated Biography of the World's Most Successful InvestorSexy Voice and RoboOMF Special Event: 2006 Overlooked Manga UpdateThe Four Immigrants MangaGerard and JacquesOde To KirihitoBringing Home the SushiBanana FishSkip BeatOMF Special Event: The Greatest Manga Magazine in American HistoryCyborg 009Anywhere But HereTo TerraTown of Evening Calm, Country of Cherry BlossomsDoing TimeThe Walking ManSugar Sugar RuneParasyteJapan as Viewed by 17 CreatorsMariko ParadeGolgo 13Ricca 'tte Kanji!?Pure Trance