Congratulations! I'm looking forward to part 2. (And it did crack me up that we weren't out of the first paragraph before there was mention of gerbils.)
I also meant to drop you a note to say that I really liked your MOD story--one of my favorites so far (though admittedly, I've been working my way through the collection slowly)!
It's like the funny stories they had in Galaxy Science Fiction magazine back when H.L. Gold and Frederik Pohl were the editors. It would be fun if it weren't the fact that it's only the first part.